Find Umbrella
madem | 20 February, 2010 04:34
Find Umbrella
Once, a professor of a merchant, said: "Last week, my umbrella in London, a church was taken away. Because the umbrella is a friend as a gift to me, I very much treasure, so I spent a a few umbrellas for the price advertised may still not get it back. "
"Your ads are how to write it?" Businessman asked. "Advertisement here." Professor aside and said, while taking from his pocket a newspaper clippings from the paper.
Traders took to read: "The last Sunday evening at the church lost a black silk umbrella, and, if Renrenjunzi Keepers, should be grateful if sent to the Broad Street on the 10th, when the five pounds reward."
Businessman said: "I am often advertise. Advertising is very demanding. Your Ads not, can not find the umbrella. I give you write an ad. If we can not find the umbrella, I give you to buy a The new indemnity you! "
Advertisements published in the paper written by a businessman. Early the next day open the door of the room will be surprised by a professor. Disorder in the original garden had been lying 67 umbrellas. These colorful umbrellas, silk cloth, new old, have a little big, are thrown in from the outside come.
Teach their own and that the black silk umbrella are also caught in the inside rooms. Several umbrella also Shuanzhe note, saying that is no heed a wrong, ask owner of lost out not to refer the matter quiet. Professor to the situation told the businessman, businessmen, said: "These people are still honest."
Do you know how to write business advertising is a do?
Merchant advertising is written like this:
"Last Sunday evening, some people have seen an umbrella Moujun removed from the church, who does not wish to take the umbrella in trouble, or will be done to accelerate the umbrella back to Broad Street, No. 10 is better. Gentleman for whom, well known."
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Strands of rain drift
madem | 20 February, 2010 04:33Strands of rain drift Amid the floating of the rain outside the window, along with my Si-Si Qing Chou. Midnight radio wafting gentle melody that is the hero tells the touching events of the past, this time I, eyes fluttering a shadow, in the dripping wet season, the total erratic thoughts in wet years. As a result, there are far too many miss, when in the middle of the night, so I thought of you, that a pair of soft eyes. This feeling to say to whom to listen to, but are afraid to hear the voice of blush. Thus, in this lover a good night, endless affection, endless Si Yi, with the rain buoyant ... ... Since known you since I felt this life you are my only legend in the late rainy season, I took my pleasant surprise, but with luxury in mind, has already planted 990 roses picked up nine. Maybe you do not know, you are in my mind, is very important. Really, in my feeling, you are a gentle, beautiful and have a personality girl. So I was attracted to your deeply. In subsequent days, always afraid to touch each other's vision, but want to go in front of you, to say a few common words, but I do not know where to begin, the surface is always calm and he could not hide the hearts of panic, even when the only in the most lonely corners. Silently watching you, maybe you think I told you not care about, at which time, I have a lot of the time there is talk about the insincere remarks. Remember? New Year's that time, I think about calling you, always drum can not afford the courage to not know what to say, those days, there is always a sense of loss, a rain, the worries and in faraway places in that cold winter, I always paranoid wind can convey my share of sadness and longing. Acquaintance was brought together by fate, is a fate so that we met at this time, so I heart, this hard to find the edge of life. Previously, the total in a dream will see the hearts of Snow White, a very pure beautiful girl, now, this dream has been broken, because in reality there is one such girl. A lot of days, I was thinking, I can not catch this edge instead of passing it to the side. The night was deep, Looking to the horizon, still under the hazy drizzle, sentimental I am, are scattered all of the Si Yi, concentrate all of our thoughts, organize with the hearts of the secret, with the rest of loneliness to miss you. With the most mature state of mind to choose their own future True friends v.s. common friends A common friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders wet with tears you make. An ordinary friend does not know your parents last name. A real friend has their phone address book. An ordinary bottle of wine with friends will participate in your party. A real friend will help you prepare early, in order to help you clean up and go late. An ordinary friend hate you in his sleep after the call. A real friend will ask why only now called. A common friend to find you talk about your troubles. A true friend to find you solve your troubles. An ordinary friend curious about your romance. A real friend could threaten you say so. A common friend when they visit as a guest the same. A real friend opens the fridge put up their own stuff. A common friend in a fight after that the friendship has ended. A true friend to understand when you are not a fight not called a real friendship. A common friend expects you to always be at his side to accompany him. A real friend expects to always be accompanied on your side!
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Real motherly love
madem | 20 February, 2010 04:31
Real motherly love
It was at a friend's gathering, a friend working at the hospital, told us of such a thing:
A young mother, with only 5-year-old son went to the zoo to play. At that time, the zoo's management, is preparing to move indoors for the winter bear, has a cage outside the barbed wire removed in part. When the mother took her son went to pre-feeding black bears in cages, the mischievous son, while his mother do not pay attention, actually crossed the barbed wire has just been unloaded; Later, he approached the inside metal cages, will be separated from the hands of a candy iron cage out into the bear's mouth - friends say here when they stopped and asked us: "In this extremely critical juncture, how would you want the mother to do?"
At this point, we also believe that friends are holding a fast thinking to test our intelligence.
As a result, a friend replied: "The mother bent down to pick up a stick, will scare away a bear."
Another friend replied: "The mother roar heard, 'Get out Bear Egg'! To bear to run away in terror."
Another friend's answer is more ridiculous, she said: "The black bear eating a small boy's candy, returned to the mother and son bowed."
... ...
After listening to everyone's answer, the friend shook his head and looked solemn, said: "extremely critical juncture in that the mother did not hesitate to own a hand-fed bears, and then use the other hand Huzhu his son's little hand - "
Heard here, one by one we have solidified a smile. Then, eagerly inquired after the fate of mother and son. After thinking for a while, until their voices are choked friend said: "Although the staff next to the emergency Ben came to the rescue, the black bear with a wooden blow open. However, that still gets the miserable mother's hands, a Hand tendon has been broken, and his son's hands because of the mother's protection, injury was less serious - "
The lens of the eye after a friend had tears Fan Chu, he solemnly explained: "This is not an intellectual question, but a real thing, right on our side!"
The presence of each individual, were the mother's soul to deeply moved.
My eyes suddenly moist - the mother, which is what a great name ah! This world there are many hair-raising feat, but it is an ordinary mother of one another to create the!
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